Posts tagged elves
Air & Angels
There's no justice. Just us.
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.
(via bindi342)
‘I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have laughed that time you got diarrhoea at Barnes & Noble.’
(Source: effyeahlotr, via bindi342)
sure you may have felt a little guilty
but Middle-Earth would have been at peace and if a little guilt is how you pay for that why not?
and your daughter could have married someone suitable like Haldir
what?
no Haldir’s not gay
honestly
where would you get an idea like that
(Source: groovymutants, via bindi342)
The Fellowship of the Ring.
I love the fact that whoever did this chose a gif of Gandalf messing around with fireworks (and Merry and Pippin interacting with apples).
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Haldir
I sometimes wonder what it’s like to watch the LOTR movies without being familiar with Shortland Street. You know, not going HEY GUY! HEY LEONARD! HEY LIONEL! HEY ELLEN! every couple of minutes. It really is a problem and I don’t usually do it, but Shortland Street exerts a weird power in my mind. I’m sorry, Craig Parker. You taught my drama class at high school one time. I should have more respect for your versatility as an actor.
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A statue of Gil-galad that someone has in their front yard. I’d like to get one for my elves’ house.
I like to think that in elf world this is the equivalent of lawn flamingoes or a styrofoam Mannikin-Pis fountain.
