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"How To Get Your Point Across" featuring Thorin Oakenshield

Elf-king:
Why did you and your folk three times try to attack my people at their merrymaking?
Thorin:
We did not attack them. We came to beg, because we were starving.
Elf-king:
Where are your friends now, and what are they doing?
Thorin:
I don't know, but I expect starving in the forest.
Elf-king:
What were you doing in the forest?
Thorin:
Looking for food and drink, because we were starving.

Filed under Thorin Thranduil The Hobbit Tolkien quote reading this part aloud is good fun WE WERE STARVING

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sleipners:

 #goddamn it isildur you had one job!!!!!!!!!!!

#you know elrond you could’ve just pushed him in #made it look like an accident #i mean mount doom starts breaking to pieces who says that he didn’t slip #everyone trusts an elf

sure you may have felt a little guilty

but Middle-Earth would have been at peace and if a little guilt is how you pay for that why not?

and your daughter could have married someone suitable like Haldir

what?

no Haldir’s not gay

honestly

where would you get an idea like that

(Source: groovymutants, via bindi342)

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