Totally unedited DS9 screencap of the week~
GET OFF GARAK’S FAVOURITE CHAIR
AND GARAK’S FAVORITE PIECE OF ASS
IT IS CLEARLY MARKED AS HIS PROPERTY
THE RIBBON AROUND THE CHAIR LEG AND JULIAN’S COCK WAS NOT MEANT FOR YOU
NOTHING WITH A RIBBON IS EVER MEANT FOR YOU YOU ARE A BAD MAN
(the ribbon is pink and sparkly, yes?)
NOT THAT GARAK CAN MAKE A CLAIM TO INNOCENCE BUT AT LEAST HE NEVER KIDNAPPED HIS DATE
(but of course. it is in fact the very same ribbon. it had sentimental value. and sloan knew and didn’t care anyway. a very bad man indeed.)
THAT’S A VERY SPECIAL RIBBON
it has been hand-laundered many times
because it does tend to get crumpled and sticky
NO DON’T TAKE THE RIBBON YOU HORRIBLE MAN THAT IS PRIVATE PROPERTY
GARAK WILL BE SEEING TO YOU SHORTLY
haha while it would have been anticlimactic story-wise I would like it if Sloan had just stopped showing up
and Julian was like ‘I wonder what ever happened to him’
and Garak was like ‘I can’t imagine my dear’ (secretive smile)
This is what I imagined happened to Altizar, the person who mind attacked Julian for biomemetic gel. On his Birthday! Half way to Earth to face trial he just… disappeared.
This was one of many incidents in which Odo filed away under ‘undoubtedly Garak’, along with who the mysterious deaths of certain mercenaries hired by Rao Vantika, and the theft of the Valedictorian ring from Elizabeth Lense’s quarters.
The ‘undoubtedly Garak’ and the ‘probably Quark’ files are almost equally fat.
Quark is ahead by virtue of residing on the station longer and Garak deleting his files every now and again.
I wonder what Garak thought of S31 trying to recruit Julian. Seriously, that would have been the best conversation ever. Garak going on about them now being bitter rivals in a war that seems determined to pull them apart, and those uniforms are hideous, Julian rolling his eyes and attempting to get advice on how best to get Sloan off his case.
Well, the question is, do you want to get him off your case, or do you want to infiltrate his organisation while making him think he’s recruiting you, and then either expose his whole shady operation to public scrutiny, or take it over and run it yourself, properly?
Either way I’ll help. You know I want to be supportive, darling.
(via morbidyetdelightful)
