February 2012
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Good night tumblies
We all had to stay after work tonight for a two-hour ‘staff meeting’ which was just… so… pointless. Only good part was, Sam and Oliver have re-organised non-fiction so it finally makes some fucking sense.
Also Oliver and I had a long weird conversation about rape culture, at the end of which I shook his hand and said congratulations, we just had a reasonable conversation...
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Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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neon-noir:
Cross what you have done/true.
randomnessisimportant:
Appearance I have/had piercings besides the ears. I want piercings besides the ears. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I want a tattoo. I can be self-conscious about my appearance. I have/had braces. I have more than two piercings. Embarrassment...
lamamama:
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Is it ever explained why the nickname for Eddard is “Ned”?
Rhymes with dead
ho HO!
There are a bunch of different possible nicknames for Edward (from which ‘Eddard’ is derived) including the obvious Ed, but also the non-obvious Ned and Ted (English teddy-bears are conventionally called Edward). English nickname conventions can be a bit...
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“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via e-pic)
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HOW MANY SCROLLS DOES IT TAKE TO REACH THE END OF...
chrryblssmninja:
heyfunniest:
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
HAHA Y’ALL I’VE GOT IT ON PAGE-BY-PAGE VIEW
HAHA ME TOO
FIST BUMP
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TNG Season 8 continues to be awesome
REBLOGGING MYSELF TO SAY: INTERNET! PLEASE TAKE ANY OR ALL OF THESE AS ART PROMPTS. PLEASE. REALLY, PLEASE BABY PLEASE.
Q's back: he's wearing scuba gear and needs Picard's help dumping his girlfriend. Barclay accidentally locks himself outside the ship.
A transporter error quickly fills the ship with hundreds of excited dogs. Worf calls them "fools" and "disgusting".
A planet of androids think Data is too human, sentence him to a memory wipe. Riker must now avoid four decks because of ex-girlfriends.
The Enterprise must escape a temporal bubble before a nearby sun goes nova. Data and Geordi follow some train tracks to see a dead body.
A pair of sinister space magicians charms the crew with delightful tricks. Troi senses confusion, and great anger. They're lying, captain!
The Enterprise slips into an alternate dimension where it's a wicker ship powered by barley steam. Data is a lovable tin man.
Picard's grandson travels back in time to see if he lives up to the legend. Geordi sings to the warp core when he thinks they're alone.
A bounty on Wesley attracts increasingly dangerous space mercenaries. Geordi & Data get in a fight, divide the Enterprise in half with tape.
Picard finds Jane Austen in a victorian cryo-pod, doubts her identity but still dates her. Beverly spies on them from behind a plant.
A Tasha Yar clone hails the ship; the crew turns off the lights and pretends they're not home. The ladies on deck 8 love them some Riker.
With the Enterprise in for repairs, Picard recounts three tall tales to the senior staff. Barclay severs his finger playing with a door.
While visiting a brewery planet, Riker is forcibly indoctrinated into a cider cult. Data is completely covered in cats.
A Cardassian dignitary is assassinated with a mysterious "sonic bullet". Guinan lets slip that she was once engaged to Abraham Lincoln.
A giant alien spermatozoa attacks the Enterprise, trying to impregnate the warp core. Picard's formal uniform is a dress. Sorry, but it is.
Picard consoles a star with electromagnetic consciousness that's being consumed by a black hole. Worf claims his decorative sash is "armor".
Future versions of Beverly travel back in time to demand she be executed before she goes insane and kills Wesley. Directed by LeVar Burton.
Riker must battle the only thing in the galaxy he may not be able to defeat: A CLONE OF HIMSELF. Troi is torn.
Something is transferring the Enterprise crew's brain patterns into shoddy robotic duplicates. Data dares Geordi to lick the warp core.
Cardassian spies mistakenly destroy an entire deck, killing many, stranding the Enterprise in a black hole's path. Troi loves milkshakes!
Picard must broker peace between the Lizard Men and their delicious enemies the Cricket People. Wes still sleeps in that rainbow turtleneck.
A pair of ensigns abuse multiple transporter “hops” to achieve a contact high, mistakenly ripping open space/time. Tribbles.
A team of elite space thieves deactivate the Enterprise's artificial gravity and steal the warp core. Barclay disintegrates his legs.
The Enterprise is flung into the Delta Quadrant by an alien called the Caretaker. Geordi soups up the warp core and they're home by dinner.
Picard must devise a plan to free the Enterprise from a gravitational "pitcher plant" nebula. Beverly's harmonica performance is torturous.
Data must solely represent non-carbon-based life at a Federation symposium on galactic civil rights. Riker fights a bear.
Viggo St. Charles, Picard’s childhood nemesis, embroils him in a hunt for a long lost shipment of rare wine. Troi finds Barclay's dolls.
A rakish pilot from Beverly’s past steals a dangerous prototype space fighter. Riker’s play ignites a sexual hysteria among the female crew.
Wesley returns from a trip to discover that the Enterprise crew has been transformed into pigs. Worf is a mean pig.
A temporal virus that infects the crew’s ancestors reveals a mystery involving human evolution. Data & Geordi’s prank war gets dangerous.
Worf struggles to recall his past after being brainwashed by a Klingon terrorist cell. Troi's book club always ends up talking about Riker.
Neat freak silicon-based aliens attempt to clean all organics off of the Enterprise. Barclay builds his own Geordi visor, is blinded by it.
Picard must team up with the despicable Quantum Dolphins to defeat a mutual foe. Troi unexpectedly gives birth to a full-grown adult man.
Khan Noonien Singh's holodeck persona transfers itself into a Borg drone. Geordi & Data's harp duet is a stirring ode to friendship.
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blossommorphine:
airandangels replied to your post: Things I wish for when I browse the ‘Uhura’ tag
what really twirls my dials is how hard some people will push for Scotty/Uhura when that is LITERALLY only in STV, WHICH IS BAD, and I don’t think the reboot versions of the characters EVER SPEAK TO EACH OTHER.
I’ve noticed that in fics with people trying to get rid of Uhura to make room for...
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Things I wish for when I browse the 'Uhura' tag
blossommorphine:
I cannot go a single scroll down without seeing people bashing the Uhura/Spock pairing, especially in some strange belief that it will validate the Kirk/Spock ship.
In any fandom, there will always be that one kind of fan, even in the most sensible of ship, that has to put down other fans. Perhaps this really is breaking news to you, but decrying the validity of one ship, does...
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Watching Perfect Blue
I always think one of the most effectively weird bits in this movie is during the scene when Mima has to act the part of a stripper being raped. A cut is called when the actor playing her assailant is on top of her, and they’re told to hold their positions while the lights and cameras are being altered. Holding her down, he murmurs ‘I’m sorry about this,’ and she politely...
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blossommorphine replied to your post: in UNNECESSARY PURCHASES
I WOULD LOVE ONE, MOST UNDOUBTEDLY. I do not know if you have my address from my V-Day card. If not, I shall supply it, post-haste.
SUPPLY AWAY MADEMOISELLE. I think I’ve lost it because I can’t organise a piss-up in a brewery.
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princess-whitelaw:
airandangels ha contestado a tu publicación: doing homework, dying, etc idk when i will get to…
got your little [what] for your sorority?
little sister - but we’re all “sisters” so we just call them “little”
i’m in the ladybug family
I FUCKING LOVE LADYBUGS
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blossommorphine replied to your post: blossommorphine replied to your post:…
I love fancy, future things. Going off of Paprika, I would probably dig Perfect Blue. Well. Now I know what next to buy.
Perfect Blue is a lot more Hitchcockian, while Paprika goes into more Wachowski/Nolan territory - its warpings of reality are in the mind of the character, but for a long time the audience is...
in UNNECESSARY PURCHASES
I bought four packs of cute stationery from the DAISO Japanese shop on Queen Street when I was in town on Sunday night. One had a design of bows and posies of flowers, one has Japanese fans and that arrow-fletch design, one has four-leaf clovers, and one has four-leaf clovers and a little duck with the slogan ‘LOVELY DUCK. I’m now in a cheerful state of mind. I feel more refreshed than...